andy hall (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} hallawayjoe) wrote,@ 2007-10-02 19:59:00 |
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Intervention
Intervention
Dear Britney Spears,
I know what you're doing, and you know that it's toxic. And I am here to help you
I am concerned about your children, but after we leave them in some orphanage, we
will get down to business. We will take a swim in Lake You. We will find out what makes you tick. I will get inside you and open you up. You will lie down on the couch while I psychoanalyze you. Would you like a cigar? Were you spanked as a child? Are you getting spanked now? Would you spank me? When did your mother stop breast feeding you? When did you stop breastfeeding your children? Who are you angry at? The media, the world? George Bush? Jesus Christ? Osama? Michael Moore? The record company? Your Mother? Kevin Federline? Daddy? Tell me, baby. It's not too late. We can save the world. You can write a song. You can dance. You can kiss Madonna on the lips. I can dream...of a world where Britney Spears lives peacefully.
Intervention
Dear Britney Spears,
I know what you're doing, and you know that it's toxic. And I am here to help you
I am concerned about your children, but after we leave them in some orphanage, we
will get down to business. We will take a swim in Lake You. We will find out what makes you tick. I will get inside you and open you up. You will lie down on the couch while I psychoanalyze you. Would you like a cigar? Were you spanked as a child? Are you getting spanked now? Would you spank me? When did your mother stop breast feeding you? When did you stop breastfeeding your children? Who are you angry at? The media, the world? George Bush? Jesus Christ? Osama? Michael Moore? The record company? Your Mother? Kevin Federline? Daddy? Tell me, baby. It's not too late. We can save the world. You can write a song. You can dance. You can kiss Madonna on the lips. I can dream...of a world where Britney Spears lives peacefully.
